Yahoo wrote an article on the only family in a 32 story condominium which contained this gem:

Their garbage shoot was sealed, a trash bin placed in front of their unit instead.

The old "chute" versus "shoot" is always good for a laugh. . .

From this article on a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo attacking three men, one of whom died:

After last year's attack, the zoo added customized steel mesh over the bars, built in a feeding shoot and increased the distance between the public and the cats.
So let me get this straight. . .they bring in prey for the tigers, hunt the prey down and serve ( Read more... )

Jlo talks Britney

Marc Anthony said:

"It feels disgusting," Marc replied. "It feels disgusting, period! You feel like prey. You feel like a slab of meet."

I giggled. . .

From a Yahoo article talking about a scientific study about a meteor hit that may have killed the dinosaurs and led to the dominance of man (bolding is mine):

Scientists identify ancient cosmic collision that lead to the extinction of most life on earth.
I lack the knack of making up funny visuals with these findings, so maybe Jinjre will comment ( Read more... )